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- 9781788405553
- Éditeur
- Cassell
- Date de publication
- 07/11/2024
- Langue
- anglais
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Letters to the Human Race… from the cat
Feline frustrations about inferior species
Vicky Halls
Cassell
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Dear Human Race,
It is with much regret, and a huge sigh of frustration, that I am writing this
letter.
For generations you have been taking our goodwill for granted but it behoves
me, as a representative for my species, to say 'enough is enough'. You are
unpredictable and inconsistent, often behaving in a way that is illogical to
us and frankly unhygienic (all that touching!). I believe the modern phrase is
'You just don't get me!'
Well, no more. My fellow felines and I have put pen to paper and paw to
keyboard to write a series of letters that I believe will put you on the path
to understanding where you've gone wrong. We feel we have covered most of your
most common errors - from the food you give us (both the lack of quality and
quantity) and your insistence on having other cats (and even dogs) in the
house, to your bizarre toilet habits and our obsession with your socks.
Consider this your performance review from cats... and you don't come out
well.
Yours sincerely,
Sidney Fishbone, Esq.
It is with much regret, and a huge sigh of frustration, that I am writing this
letter.
For generations you have been taking our goodwill for granted but it behoves
me, as a representative for my species, to say 'enough is enough'. You are
unpredictable and inconsistent, often behaving in a way that is illogical to
us and frankly unhygienic (all that touching!). I believe the modern phrase is
'You just don't get me!'
Well, no more. My fellow felines and I have put pen to paper and paw to
keyboard to write a series of letters that I believe will put you on the path
to understanding where you've gone wrong. We feel we have covered most of your
most common errors - from the food you give us (both the lack of quality and
quantity) and your insistence on having other cats (and even dogs) in the
house, to your bizarre toilet habits and our obsession with your socks.
Consider this your performance review from cats... and you don't come out
well.
Yours sincerely,
Sidney Fishbone, Esq.
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